illkim:

*crush walks by*

friend: act normal

me:

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(via pizza)

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2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

(via condom)

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punkfreckles:

someone has to date me eventually right

(via geeksinthetardis)

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nipplethief:

*watches the x files at 3 in the morning* aliens are real

(via foxsmulder)

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